The Chuuni Corner

Anime reviews, Chuunibyou, and other writings

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November 15, 2016

Review/discussion about: High School Fleet

High School Fleet / Episode 1 / The entire Harekaze crew

Some seasickness

I’ve taken a cruise in the past. A couple of them.

The second time I was fine, but the first time I did get nauseous. I remember my family bringing with them those placebo accessories. A wristband that claimed to set my pulse or brain or some such nonsense at ease, thereby eliminating any feeling of sickness.

What helped instead was taking my mind off where I was: going to the pool, grabbing something quick from the food court, walking around the halls.

Of course, a cruise is nowhere near the same as a battleship. The former has fireworks at night and dance parties. The latter has missiles stockpiled and crew ready for warfare. Although, in High School Fleet, a blend of the two is certainly not out of the question.

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November 10, 2016

Review/discussion about: Sakamoto desu ga?

Sakamoto desu ga? / Episode 1 / The first time Sakamoto says the title of the show

So cool

I would not consider myself a cool person. Nerdy, sure. Handsome, why not. (At least, that’s what my grandmother tells me whenever I see her.) But not cool.

I’m not even kidding. Snowboarding is probably my coolest trait, and, even then, I cannot perform any tricks off ramps or rails for fear of hurting myself unnecessarily. (Falling on my bum is enough pain for me).

Although, after watching Sakamoto desu ga?, I may not be as uncool as I once thought.

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November 7, 2016

Review/discussion about: Bakuon!!

Bakuon!! / Episode 11 / Rin, Hane, Onsa, Hijiri, and Raimu about to fight over which bike a certain character should pursue

Two wheels do make a right

I’ve never ridden a motorcycle, but I used to ride my bike around my neighborhood as a kid.

The bike was a hand-me-down from my cousin. It had a glossy green metallic frame. The back wheels had these extra spokes to let someone else stand on (or for grinding rails should one be skilled enough). And it made a nice clicking noise as I rode it down the sidewalk. It was a cool bike which, by proxy, made me cool, too (which is pretty hard to do).

While I liked that bike very much (and maybe because of it), I’ve always wanted to try riding a motorcycle. And as the girls of Bakuon!! prove, motorcycles are more than just glorified bicycles.

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October 31, 2016

Review/discussion about: Gakusen Toshi Asterisk 2nd Season

Gakusen Toshi Asterisk 2nd Season / Episode 12 / The whole gang in a paneled shot

Scarily weak

Screams echoed and metal churned above my head.

I started to panic. We were buckled in, so we couldn’t move. The ride had stopped. The doors to let us out wouldn’t open. And when the lights came on, scary props of all kinds stared back at us. Their creepy eyes and wicked smiles practically laughed at our impending demise.

“They need to get us out of here!” My voice croaked.

Someone, somewhere, listened to my frantic cry. For at that moment, the doors opened and our seatbelts unfastened. I rushed into the hallway, breathing in more so than usual, thankful for my newfound safety.

It’s nearly Halloween, so I figured I would recount a scary event from my life. Gakusen Toshi Asterisk 2nd Season also scared me, but in a completely different way.

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October 22, 2016

Review/discussion about: Hundred

Hundred / Episode 1 / Kisaragi Hayato using his Hundred for the first time

In need of a rinse

“…98…99…100! Ready or not, here I come!”

My brother yelled out the warning, but he would never find me. I was small enough to fit in our laundry basket at home. It didn’t seem like a possible hiding spot, but I knew I could make it work.

And I did. I remember holding my breath as my brother continuously walked by. It was humid and stifling in that cramped space, yet I had to prove that the second half of the game was irrelevant when I was playing.

Hundred might be related to that counting chant, but it definitely couldn’t hide the issues it contained.

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October 17, 2016

Review/discussion about: Mayoiga

Mayoiga / Episode 1 / Nearly the entire cast grouped together before embarking on the final stretch to Nanaki Village

Not worth embracing

The needle struck me once. Twice. Thrice.

By the fourth time, I was ready to scream, to run out of the room because I couldn’t endure the pain any longer.

It was my first time being administered anesthesia, but the nurse had continually missed my vein. Now, to this day, whenever I go into the doctor’s office for a shot, I tend to close my eyes and look away because of the mini ordeal I went through.

I wouldn’t call it a phobia, but this experience from my past certainly affected me. Mayoiga scares me slightly, too, but for unintended reasons.

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October 13, 2016

Review/discussion about: Kuma Miko

Kuma Miko / Episode 9 / Hibiki, Machi, Natsu, and Yoshio before shooting the commercial

Just plain mean

The Arctic Circle. Pine-tree forests. Amidst bamboo shoots. On snack boxes at the grocery store. Within my favorite video game of all time (and who my name is based on).

Bears are everywhere. Okay, maybe not everywhere, but they are in enough places that the majority of people know a bear when they see one. However, nobody has ever met a talking bear. At least, I haven’t.

Thankfully, that’s what Kuma Miko treats us with. Not-so-thankfully, the anime mistreats its audience, its own characters, and even itself.

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October 8, 2016

Review/discussion about: Shouwa Genroku Rakugo Shinjuu

Shouwa Genroku Rakugo Shinjuu / Episode 8 / Bon opening up and looking at Shin's personal rakugo fan

A legendary performance

I’m lucky enough to still have one of my Grandfathers alive and well.

He has been the best Grandpa I could have hoped for. Showing up to my birthdays, graduations, and sports games. Treating me with both love and respect. Handing me a casual fifty-dollar bill whenever he gets the chance.

Yet his best gifts are his memories, the stories he tells when my brother and I sit close by and ask about another part of his life. Stories about his time as a milk man, ice man, and salesman. Stories about his tattoos and the gangs he associated with. Stories about my own troublemaking father.

I hope to have stories like my Grandpa’s when I grow old; I hope I’m making them now. Until then, the storied Shouwa Genroku Rakugo Shinjuu proves that, like my Grandpa, the best stories come from the heart.

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October 1, 2016

Review/discussion about: Hai to Gensou no Grimgar

Hai to Gensou no Grimgar / Episode 2 / Mogzo holding up a wooden plane that he crafted himself

No escaping reality

Hai to Gensou no Grimgar has these uncomfortable-looking straw beds that many of the cast members sleep in.

If I had to choose between a regular bed and one of those beds, I would choose the former every time. Otherwise, all of the tiny pieces would poke me, they would get into and stick to my clothes, and they wouldn’t make for the best blankets due to the numerous holes.

Yet as Grimgar shows, sometimes we don’t get a choice. Sometimes we have to accept the reality presented to us – no matter how harsh it may be.

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September 27, 2016

Review/discussion about: Mobile Suit Gundam: Iron-Blooded Orphans

Mobile Suit Gundam: Iron-Blooded Orphans / Episode 11 / Mikazuki floating in front of his Gundam

Wake up and smell the iron

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Mobile Suit Gundam: Iron-Blooded Orphans makes for a pretty flower, too.

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